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Launch your Franchise

Apply for an internship with the Head Office today!

Hard-working interns who demonstrate a go-getter attitude and strong communication skills are eligible to launch their very own franchise!

Fill a Market Void

The Last War has left the economies of the five great nations in shambles.

Cyrian refugees are an emerging market. Synergistically architect your franchise for this dynamic niche market!

Explore, Expand, Exploit, ...

For the low fee of 20% of all earnings, the Head Office will help you build your fledging franchise into a business empire that will rival the dragonmarked houses!

As Easy as 1, 2, 3